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The 2nd Golden Age of Cardinals Baseball
When the opening day game for the Cardinals becomes an official final game in the record books, it will be the 20,000th game in franchise history. The Cardinals currently trail both the Cubs (20,412)...
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Bleacher Report Sucks Balls
But most of you already knew this. I did as well, but occasionally an article will come to my attention, and I can’t ignore the fully loaded canoe douchery that the writer emotes. The latest example...
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Current Emotional ROI
No, “ROI” isn’t a newfangled sabermetric term that involves randomly assigning values and making implausible assumptions for calculations of relatively debatable value. “Return on investment” in this...
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Despicable Mo: Jon Jay
The Cardinals are playing a doubleheader today, so it seems appropriate that I release another minion to the masses (and by “masses I really mean all 5 of you). His milkshake brings all the cleat...
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Despicable Mo Grand Finale as iOS7 Wallpaper
John Mozeliak is Gru. He’s the genius behind the minions that just keep winning. I purposely delayed the end of the “Despicable Mo” series, and I can’t explain why. It just felt like there would be a...
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